The following is a list of Quotoons™ comic panels that have been previously published on this website. The linked ones have been republished into the new website.
- “A new hat has the same effect upon a woman that three cocktails have upon a man.” – Anonymous
- One should not test the depth of a river with both feet. – African Proverb
- “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine and a man cannot live without love.” – Max Muller
- Pollyanna – Adjective / Noun
- “Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance.” – Carl Sandburg (NPD)
- Hogwash – Noun / Synonym
- “Just because a person grows older, doesn’t mean that he grows up.” – Unknown
- Six of one, half a dozen of the other. – Idiom
- “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcomb S. Forbes (NPD)
- “Man blames fate on other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one.” – Unknown
- “Blessed are the meek; for they shall inherit the earth.” – Matthew 5:5
- “Those with the best advice, offer no advice.” – Unknown
- Short visits make long friends. – Proverb
- Bread always falls on it’s buttered side. – English Proverb
- “Necessity is the Mother of Invention.” – Plato
- A drunk man’s words, are a sober man’s thoughts. – Italian Proverb
- Crocodile Tears – Idiom
- There is safety in numbers. – Idiom
- “He gave her a look you could have poured over a waffle.” – Ring Lardner (NPD)
- “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer (NPD)
- “Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.” – Anonymous / Unknown
- “A little lie is like a little pregnancy, it doesn’t take long before everyone knows.” – C.S. Lewis (NPD)
- Best bang for the buck. – Idiom
- “Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat, as what’s eating us.”
- Res Ipsa Loquitur – Maxim ( Thing speaks for itself. )
- “Rise above the storm and you will find sunshine.” – Mario Fernandez (NPD)
- Olly Olly Oxen Free – Catchphrase
- “Wine is a precarious aphrodisiac, and it’s fumes have blighted many a mating.” – Norman Douglas (NPD)
- “One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” – Pablo Coelho. (NPD)
- Cosmo doesn’t really listen to the lyrics in has favorite heavy metal songs. – Observation #6
- “Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn’t mean he knows what it is.” – Unknown
- “He who seizes the right moment, is the right man.” Johann von Goethe
- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. – Aphorism
- Ernest kept drinking and playing Twister long after his friends had gone home for the night. – Observation #7
- “It’s not what you spend at Christmas, it’s who you spend it with.” – Unknown
- “The best time to see crazy people is at the mall, the weekend before Christmas.” – Unknown
- “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah Winfrey (NPD)
- “The worst form of inequality is to try and make unequal things equal.” – Aristotle
- Shrinking Violet – Idiom / Noun
- “The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ” – Eden Phillpots (NPD)
- Once a liar, always a liar. – Proverb
- You can’t have your cake and eat it too. – Idiomatic Proverb
- “See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.” – Song lyrics by John Brim (NPD)
- “Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity; and I”m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein (NPD)
- A long walk off a short pier. – Idiom
- Level-Headed. – Expression / Adjective
- “The danger of the past was that became slaves; the danger of the future is that men may become robots.” – Erich Fromm (NPD)
- Negative Nancy & Debbie Downer – Colloquialisms / Nouns
- “A dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye.” – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
- Come Hell or High Water. – Idiom
- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. – Tongue Twister
- “Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies for instance.” – John Ruskin
- “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
- Cute as bug’s ear. – Idiom
- Shakin’ in your little fairy boots. – Expression
- “Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.” – Satchel Paige (NPD)
- “As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.” – Publilius Syrus
- “No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.” – Aristotle
- “It’s an ill wind that blows no good.” – John Heywood
- Chip on the Shoulder. – Idiom
- Play it by ear. – Idiom
- Tomorrow is now. – Book Title by Eleanor Roosevelt
- “Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.” – Jean Paul
- Bag Lady (Suburban) – Noun
- Dutch Uncle – Idiom
- “Doing nothing is better than being busy doing nothing.” – Confucious
- Term Limits – Noun
- Fit as a butcher’s dog – Idiom
- Poetry in Motion – Idiom
- “To err is human; to forgive is divine” – Alexander Pope
- The Bee’s Knees – Idiom
- “Most smiles are started by another smile.” – Frank A. Clark
- “Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.” – Joss Whedon
- Jack Squat – Idiom
- Same Difference – Phrase / Idiom / Oxymoron
- Monkey on Your Back – Idiom
- Beyond the Pale – Idiom
- “All the people like us are We, and everyone else is They.” – Rudyard Kipling
- The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions – Proverb
- You Catch more Flies with Honey – Idiomatic Expression
- Doubting Thomas – Idiom