List of Quotoons™

The following is a list of Quotoons™  comic panels published on this website, as well as on official Quotoons™ social media channels.

1. “A new hat has the same effect upon a woman that three cocktails have upon a man.” – Anonymous
   
2. One should not test the depth of a river with both feet. – African Proverb
   
3. “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine and a man cannot live without love.” – Max Muller
   
4. Pollyanna – Adjective / Noun
5. “Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance.” – Carl Sandburg
6. Hogwash – Noun / Synonym
7. “Just because a person grows older, doesn’t mean that he grows up.” – Unknown
8. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. – Idiom
9. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcomb S. Forbes
10. “Man blames fate on other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one.” – Unknown
11. “Blessed are the meek; for they shall inherit the earth.” – Matthew 5:5
12. “Those with the best advice, offer no advice.” – Unknown
13. Freddie fasts Fridays for a Saturday fast food feast. – Observation #1
14. Ronald sees an old high school acquaintance at the shopping mall. – Observation #2
15. Jimmy could dance to a different tune. – Observation #3
16. Lisa needs to cut down her coffee intake. – Observation #4
17. Short visits make long friends. – Proverb
18. Bread always falls on it’s buttered side. – English Proverb
19. “Necessity is the Mother of Invention.” – Plato
20. A drunk man’s words, are a sober man’s thoughts. – Italian Proverb
21. Crocodile Tears – Idiom
22. There is safety in numbers. – Idiom
23. “He gave her a look you could have poured over a waffle.” – Ring Lardner
24. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
25. “Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.” – Anonymous / Unknown
26. “A little lie is like a little pregnancy, it doesn’t take long before everyone knows.” – C.S. Lewis
27. Best bang for the buck. – Idiom
28. Jerry suddenly realized that his toenails grow much faster than his fingernails. – Observation #5
29. “Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat, as what’s eating us.” – Anonymous / unknown.
30. Res Ipsa Loquitur – Maxim ( Thing speaks for itself. )
31. “Rise above the storm and you will find sunshine.” – Mario Fernandez
32. Olly Olly Oxen Free – Catchphrase
33. “Wine is a precarious aphrodisiac, and it’s fumes have blighted many a mating.” – Norman Douglas
34. “One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” – Pablo Coelho.
35. Cosmo doesn’t really listen to the lyrics in has favorite heavy metal songs. – Observation #6
36. “Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn’t mean he knows what it is.” – Unknown
37. “He who seizes the right moment, is the right man.” Johann von Goethe
38. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. – Aphorism
39. Ernest kept drinking and playing Twister long after his friends had gone home for the night. – Observation #7
40. “It’s not what you spend at Christmas, it’s who you spend it with.” – Unknown
41. “The best time to see crazy people is at the mall, the weekend before Christmas.” – Unknown
42. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah Winfrey
43. “The worst form of inequality is to try and make unequal things equal.” – Aristotle